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RE: Jokes
After Harry Redknapp got the sack, his payoff from Spurs is a reported £3 million, which after tax, amounts to £3 million. |
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[split] Stagecoach Manchester
Got on the bus to Tesco today. The driver must have had a sore throat, as he sounded a little 'hoarse'. I asked him how much it was, he said £2 each way 
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RE: Jokes
Bump. Please use this thread (as opposed to bus-related threads where appropriate) for all jokes, horse meat or otherwise!
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Had horse meat for tea last night it gave me the trots but im stable now! |
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My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down! I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch' As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog “Never run after a bus or a woman. There will always be another one.” “A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it” |
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RE: Jokes
What is buses' favourite Beatles song? Come Together. |
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